In response to Brian’s pseudo-wisdom:
1. I don’t play blackjack. (Aren’t you supposed to double down on 11? All of my blackjack knowledge comes from the movie Swingers.)
2. Minivans mean soccermoms. Shudder.
3. Guys: we know you’re thinking nothing. Isn’t that usually the case?
4. We’d rather shave our legs every few days than our face everyday, too.
5. Mmmm, beeeer.
6. Duh, of course jogging sucks. Sex is better exercise, anyway.
7. Only Survivor is worthy anymore.
8. Is there such a thing as a shop that specializes in repairing only lawnmowers?
9. …and Baltic is the ghetto.
10. Won’t figure it out until you try…
11. My car stereo volume can only go up to 16…18 if I’m playing a cd. I need new speakers.
12. We know what’s in yogurt and cottage cheese, we just choose to ignore it and enjoy our dairy.
13. The Bell is evil. There is more meat in a McDonald’s hamburger than in a Taco Bell taco…the Taco Bell meat is mostly soy product.
