1. Come running, little collar bell jingling, when you whistle for him, regardless of where he was in the house or what he was doing there.
2. Fetch a little green rubber finger thimble thingy (geeky editor types wear them to turn lots of pages) when you throw it down the hall.
3. Catch the little green rubber finger thimble thingy in mid-air when you toss it toward the ceiling, frisby dog-style.
4. Bat the little green rubber finger thimble thingy back at you like a volleyball player.
5. Breakdance (okay, he does this with the help of Graham, who insists on spinning him into a ball of centrifugal cat just so he can watch him try to walk afterward, his staticky fur sticking up in all directions).
6. Be this freaking cute.
