I really should preface this post with a disclaimer: watching tv shows like American Idol brings out the snippiest, pettiest, making-fun-of-other-human-beings part of me there is. Beware.
Paula’s missing? I’m sure she isn’t back stage doing shots of tequila.
Ryan looks like “Sprockets” tonight. I thought he was going to say his name is Dieter and he’s as happy as a little girl.
AHHH Randy just made a dirty joke about Paula being under the table. Love it.
I just want the show to get to the part where the contestants have to sing a specific style of song, like Disco or Queen or the Bee Gees.
Jordin’s eye make-up looks really nice. She’s already better than any of the guys were last night. She just made the “rocker sign” with her pointer and ring fingers (I’m so lame).
Ryan is so little and cute I want to put him in my flower bed like a garden gnome.
I really don’t like the style of singing Sabrina brings to the show. She sounds like she’s yelling a lot of the time to me. If this was on my radio I’d change the channel. Fortunately we have the Sirius Love in the house and never have to suffer through crap music.
Antonella plays the violin? We heard it was the skin flute. Damn, she might pull it off this week. She looks beautiful and picked a decent song, one I actually like. Oh wait, those high notes are PAINFUL. I’m surprised Simon brought up her media issues (see earlier comment re: skin flute).
This Hayley girl reminds me of the singers that did stage work on the Disney Wonder cruise ship, where I worked in 1999-2000. She would make a really good Belle or Little Mermaid. Seriously, Hayley, give a Disney casting agency a call. Oh, and Randy thinks her song had no “YO”. Randy is the most eloquent mother-effer on television.
Stephanie has great taste in shoes.
Ryan’s happy to hug LaKisha because she’s the only person in the room who is shorter than he is. WAIT. REWIND. Did she just say she had a Doberman PITCHER as a child? Graham is choking on his Neocitrin. Now Graham wants to know if LaKisha’s friend in the audience is asking for a hot dog. He doesn’t want me to blog that he said that. Now he says I can blog whatever I want. I’m getting this in writing.
Gina’s going to grow up to be one of those bingo ladies with all her little lucky charms.
I honestly think Melinda is my favourite performer this season. She picks great songs, and she’s coming out of her shell. She doesn’t seem as shy as she used to. Graham predicts her as the winner. I think he might be right.
Very funny, you are right, that show does bring out all your cattiness. LOL.
I like Melinda and all….she just needs to grow a neck. It looks like her head has been superimposed onto her freaky little body. It freaks me out. If I close my eyes though…she is the best singer.