I posted this photo to Flickr the other day and Belinda commented, “Uhhh…Eskimo hookers?” Then I smacked myself in the head because I didn’t even think of that joke (get it? An Eskimo, or Inuit, as we Canadians prefer to call our neighbours up north, would have a frosty john…). I was too busy trying to drum up something about full-time fucks as opposed to the part-time ones being hired at this local pub around the corner from my house.
It appears that the kids in this town have so very little to do (other than setting up roadside drinking games) that they enjoy messing up the letters on signs like these in the neighbourhood. It’s not the first time I’ve encountered a sign like this nearby. The last one featured a “Cee U Next Tuesday”.
So quick! Come up with a caption for this photo and leave it in the comments to this post. The winner (as judged by my very handsome and thoughtful husband, who remarked just yesterday that my hair was feeling a little dried out, and wondered if perhaps I needed some conditioner?) will be awarded a 7 day prepaid Wi-Fi card courtesy of T-Mobile.
Suddenly suburbia had lot more to worry about than Wal-Mart moving into town.
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THAT is hilarious. I think full time fucks might run the risk of frost bite, so that’s probably why the openings (heh) are for part time positions (ha).
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At least the kids eat for free!
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P/T Fucks Wanted, Apply Within… such accidental wit.
How about: “Full-Timers Too Busy”
Bah, lame.
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Hello Assetagirl! Nice to make your acquaintance through our blogs. I enjoy your top post on the PT/FU recruitment. I will be sure to post as Torontocentric as possible and hopefully we’ll cross paths at some point in the future!
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I got nothin’. I wish I did, but I totally dry.
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you know, the very least they could do is make them full time, I mean fucks need benefits too..
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