Meet Hanc’s chip truck. It’s located on a busy corner here in my town. Hanc serves some of the best chips you’ll ever taste. The trouble is, there are a lot of rules associated with buying chips from Hanc.
When you order your chips, you must order your chips and pay for them at the left window. Then you must pick up your chips from the right window. There are signs posted to direct you. Don’t mess with the system, or else.
You must pay for your order immediately, and there is a sign dictating you to, “Use Loonies and Toonies.” I guess Hanc doesn’t want my twenty dollar bill.
You are welcome to order something to drink to accompany your snack, but Hanc only serves Regular Pepsi. No Diet Pepsi for you. Don’t even think of mentioning Sprite or Root Beer or—gasp—Orange Crush.
You are welcome to eat your chips with vinegar and salt on them, but Hanc must apply these condiments himself lest you waste any precious grains or drops. You may only apply the vinegar yourself if you want malt vinegar, which Hanc serves only in tiny packets. You may have two.
Even the neighbours have posted some rules of their own.
A large order of chips costs $5.50, which is pretty crazy when you consider the fact that you could probably buy about twenty pounds of potatoes for that price.
But damn, these are some tasty chips.
That’s a good looking bunch of chips there. We don’t call them chips though, so I was momentarily confused til I saw the picture. Now I want some. No fair. We had a place we joked about in the city that was the Tamale Nazi. They have the best tamale dinner– take out– drive-thru- and you better speak clearly, have the correct cash and be able to catch your bags of food as they fly out the take-out window to your car. No polite conversation either. But damn, the food is good.
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Oh, FRIES! Yum! I was a little confused at first, thinking he is AWFULLY bossy for a guy who passes out bagged chips.
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Crap. Now I have to drive to Canada today. That was SO not on my to-do list.
Damn, those look good.
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Yum. Nice and greasy. Some salt, an icy cold lager, and we’re good to go.
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I think I’m close enough to get some of those chips.
Does he take debit? (HAHAHAHAHAHA).
And, dude, nobody but nobody gets to administer my vinegar.
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oooooo Sage wants to fight about vinegar “No chips for YOU!!”
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The chip truck. Greatest invention ever. But I have to put on my own vinegar. And two packets of malt? Forget it. That would be good for about ten fries, not an extra-large serving.
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