Look, I don’t ordinarily make fun of others, but I found this ad on Kijiji and it made me laugh so hard I had to share it.
I have a townhouse in south Oshawa, philipmurry’ oxford. verry relaxing, quiet, close to bike paths and lots of nature. suitable for mature 35 and up, is set up with a bed setting room in the basment, frig micro coffee and shar the kitten and bath, I am home alot so you must be out and about doin your own thing long term only, posoble mature student.
Yup, that’s right folks, you can SHARE THE KITTEN. But only when you’re home, which better not be often. On a long term basis. One heck of a deal!

How do you possibly pass that up?
*snort* I'm calling immediately. I WANNA SHARE A KITTEN.
That's hilarious! I don't want to get a new kitten but I wouldn't mind sharing one.
When I was about 7, I got a kitten. My friend in the neighborhood rented and couldn't have pets. She devised this great plan that "it can be our cat and we'll just keep it at your house." We still use that phrase with all kinds of things we "share" in our family.